1)File for divorce
2)Make the dealership fix it and then find a new dealership
3)Make the tint shop replace the moldings
I don't know what it is but the FR-S/BRZ curse is out for blood and definitely isn't taking any prisoners.
I'm on several car forums and this car seems to bring a lot more neg vibes than the rest.
Since you're in SD... please post up which dealership was pounding cars.