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Originally Posted by humfrz
One time I had jury duty, I was selected to be on a jury for a trial involving some sorry bitch that was pissed at a chiropractor.
The members of the jury were all a bunch of wimps, so, I took charge as foreman and we got underway. After a day and a half of BS, we were finally sent back to deliberate.
Under my "leadership", it took us only about 30 minutes to find the snake of a chiropractor guilty and awarded the whiny bitch $1.00 in damages.
They haven't called me back since - 
humfrz |
LMAO!! Jury selection in the UK is a random process. I was called, however, got out of it as I was at University and couldn't take time away from my studies (excuse supported by my lecturer).. never had a calling since.. will keep in mind your strategy, bully my way to the top.