Get a Mini!
They're cheap-ish, extremely unreliable, horribly unsafe, and you'll spend every dollar you earn buying parts from Jolly old England.
But you'll love every second you're in it and you'll think your 86 is a fat pig after driving the Mini for a day.
And, to clarify, I mean an
actual classic Mini, not the Bimmer in English clothing that passes for a Mini these days.
Here's a picture of @
fourvalleys Mini from the last time we were wrenching on it:
Couple other guys on here have Minis too. And yes, before you ask, mine's still not done. I'm working on it now and shooting video as well... :P
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"Sweet Subaru, sweet Subaru, send your BRZ unto me, for the roads of the unworthy must be baptized in speed and glory."
- The Ancient BRZ Sacrament by Zaku