Who needs social distancing when modern tech provides an interim solution. Not that I've ever tried one, but it's one of the best selling items (I've read) on some social sites.
As Rodney Dangerfield once said: "Money won't buy you love, but it'll get you so close that you won't be able to tell the difference".
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