I'M BAAAAACK -
Where was I for three days the first of this week?
For those of you that suspected that ol humfrz was full of shit - you were right!
About O dark 30 Tuesday morning I was awaken by pain close to trying to pass a kidney stone along with nausea close to chemotherapy -
mrs humfrz rushed me to the ER, then I spent the next 3 days in ICU.
Yep, I was full of shit and about to blow up, better known as a bowel blockage.
They plugged both my arms into IVs and ran this "huge" tube down my nose, through my throat, into my stomach, into my small intestine and started pumping (suction). Here, before that, I thought that a catheter was uncomfortable!
Several doctors checked me out and after a CT decided that surgery was not necessary at that time, assuming that they could suck some of the shit out of me to relieve the pressure and get things moving.
So, after 4 days on a clear liquid diet, here I am, back at home, recovering.
humfrz