Words of Wisdom
In quotation marks, post any words of wisdom that you wish to enlighten us all with. I'll start:
"If you ever decide to produce and publish your own self-made amateur porn, please.......CLEAN YOUR ROOM FIRST!!" Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about. |
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"Never refuse free cigarettes, you can always sell them later"
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"Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway."
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"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!"
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"No single drop of rain believes it is responsible for the flood"
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"Lift the seatie when you tinkle, put it back down when finished and always wash your hands"
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"Always" . . . no, wait . . . "Never" . . . I forget.
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“Never ruin an apology with an excuse.”
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"Never ruin a joke with an apology."
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"Never bring a knife to a gun fight and never bring a gun to a sword fight."
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And on that subject: "If it's yellow, let it mello. If it's brown, flush it down......unless it's been yellow for so long that it's starting to turn brown, then just flush the damn thing." |
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"Never ruin an apology with a joke." |
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